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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via blood-blondie)

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

(via frlarsson)

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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(via onlylolgifs)

birdsy-purplefishes:

There’s a point where you’re like “Oh, wow, her makeup skills are amazing!” and then there’s a point it gets to where you feel bad for even trying to be good at makeup because nothing you do will ever be as creative or well-executed as what another person has done.

Sandra Holmbom (AKA psychosandra) blows my mind with pretty much every look she does.

[First Pic] [Second Pic] [She moved her blog]

(via crushalltheraspberries)

pylore:

Defects - Prosthetics by Annelie Gross photographed by Jon Emmony

“Within this collection i explored the theme of prosthetics and medical aids in general. I asked myself why medical aids had to look unattractive? I wanted to create something that was more appealing and tried to introduce the topic of orthopedics into the world of fashion. I wanted to challenge the current idea of orthotics as well as societies body ideal.”

(via crushalltheraspberries)

swirly:

wannabeotakuboy:

swirly:

breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL

Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.

yet more info from tumbler staff!!

swirly:

wannabeotakuboy:

swirly:

breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL

Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.

yet more info from tumbler staff!!

(via nobodycars)